Why Giuliani?
Because James Dobson hates him.
Okay, so it’s not really that simple. But it is a good place to start. I don’t like James Dobson—I don’t like his self-righteous organization, I don’t like his use of religion as a tool of political manipulation, and I don’t like his beady little eyes (I know that last factor isn’t really relevant to the discussion, but seriously, have you seen his eyes?). And James Dobson doesn’t like Giuliani. In fact, if Giuliani wins the Republican primary, Dobson doesn’t even plan on voting. And, in the end, anyone that can inspire that kind of loathing in a man like James Dobson, is my kind of guy.
For that and the following reasons, I have decided to support Rudy Giuliani for president.
1. Giuliani is Consistent: As mayor of
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3. Giuliani’s Fiscal Policy: Giuliani is a real, live, honest-to-goodness fiscal conservative. I know, I know, everyone claims to be a fiscal conservative these days. It’s an en vogue issue, like Global Warming or AIDS. But Giuliani is the only one with the record to back it up. In
So that, briefly, is why I’ve decided to support Rudy Giuliani for president. I won’t deny that he’s a bit of a loon. But at least he’s a loon that gets things done!